Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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