I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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