whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
me + whiskey = a bad person
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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