There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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