I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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