Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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