they need to just BURY HIM!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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