I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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