Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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