i think i have herpe
just one?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
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Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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