Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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