its not stalking. its research.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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