ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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