Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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