I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize