There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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