I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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