so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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