ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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