imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I need a beard to bite.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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