The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
only if we run a train.
done.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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