Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
