Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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