she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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