This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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