My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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