I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
