There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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