break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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