it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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