fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
