I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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