strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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