What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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