my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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