This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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