But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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