Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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