i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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