My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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