He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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