his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
