Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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