i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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