well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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