escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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