That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize