I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
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i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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