You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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