Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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