wat bout pragnant strippers??
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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