do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Fuck appropriateness.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Randomize
