whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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