Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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