listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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